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Zero Parades characters
Zero Parades has a dense cast of handlers, operatives, informants, and power brokers. Understanding who matters early prevents missed recruitment and dead-ended routes.
Quick Answer
Track every named person you meet. Ask: handler, ally, target, or obstacle? Recruitment is usually gated by context, not just dialogue choices.
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This is a hub page. Click any entry below for detailed information, or check the related guides for practical walkthroughs.
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How to use this page
This hub organizes all known characters in Zero Parades. Each entry below is a starting point. For detailed walkthroughs, check the related guides at the bottom of this page.
Current coverage
The entries below are based on community reports, official descriptions, and cross-checked sources. As more information becomes available, this page will be updated with additional entries and details.
Hershel Wilk
Your handler. The first voice you hear and the last one you trust.
PSEUDOPOD
Your interface. Ask it questions, but verify the answers.
Karolina Hayato
Recruitable in Bootleg Bazaar. Network-relevant. Responds to understanding, not flattery.
Ramses Molloy
Responds to leverage and demonstrated competence. Treat his recruitment as negotiation.
Goat Eyes
Sells tools and information at Quisach Roundabout. Key vendor for early game.
Dr. Gonza
Located in Party Alley. Gatekeeper for the prybar tool.
Constance
Safe house contact. Provides early mission context and faction names.
Whole Sick Crew
Faction-aligned group. Their attitude affects Bazaar access and side content.
Common Mistakes
- Ignoring entries because they sound like flavor text.
- Assuming all entries are available from the start.
- Not checking related guides for practical walkthroughs.
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FAQ
Is this list complete?
This is a living document based on current community documentation. New entries are added as they are verified.
How do I find more details?
Click any entry name above, or check the related guides section below for practical walkthroughs.
Can I contribute information?
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Last updated: May 24, 2026
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